Here are Top 10 Father’s Day jokes to make your dad laugh this year
1.) Where do penguins go to vote?
The North Pole
2.) Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired
3.) What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
4.) How do you organize a space party?
You Planet
5.) Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
6.) What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hi, Bud!”
7.)What do lawyers wear to work?
Law Suits
8.) How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying?
You Rocket
9.) Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools!
10.) Where do sheep go to get a hair-cut?
The ba-ba shop
And a special Happys Father’s day to all of the dad’s around the world!
