10 Dad Jokes in Honor of Father’s Day

With Father’s Day right around the corner (June 16th, 2024) it is best to celebrate with none-other than dad jokes
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Here are Top 10 Father’s Day jokes to make your dad laugh this year




1.) Where do penguins go to vote?


The North Pole


2.) Why did the bicycle fall over?


It was two-tired


3.) What do you call a bear with no teeth?


A gummy bear!


4.) How do you organize a space party?


You Planet


5.) Why don’t skeletons fight each other? 


They don’t have the guts!


6.) What did the big flower say to the little flower? 


“Hi, Bud!”


7.)What do lawyers wear to work?


Law Suits


8.) How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying?


You Rocket


9.) Why are fish so smart?


Because they swim in schools!


10.) Where do sheep go to get a hair-cut?

The ba-ba shop


And a special Happys Father’s day to all of the dad’s around the world!

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Emily Johnson is a second-year communications and journalism student and a member of the Class of 2025. She is on the varsity tennis team and winter/spring track teams. She hopes to be a sports journalist when she grows up.